Hey, I’m all for a spill, but why Dutton? It doesn’t make any sense...

You can’t make this shit up. We’ve became so comfortable that some promote fear in our peace and others promote apathy in what should be feared... You got many mates with Polio? I do. A heap. From countries that didn’t have the luxury of vaccinations you peanut....

Let me off so I can run down those sand dunes! Awesome day visiting Rottnest Island Western Australia #justanotherdayinWA #spoilt 🐬☀️🛥

So I woke up with most of the symptoms of Covid-19 and went to the drive through testing and they refused to test me because I haven’t been in contact w a confirmed case (that I know of). But anyone I care into contact w in Sydney a fortnight ago could be a confirmed case 1/2

Happy Mother’s Day mum

Don’t ask

Hey Elon Musk when will grok be able to create gifs?

The look of a man who just broke the 12 hour record. Congrats Dr Mitchell Anderson you massive legend

Epic 🚲 day! Made 501km on the #garmin for 12hrs. Surf to Dr Mitchell Anderson IG for wrap. Please donate to craigpercivalmemorialtrust.com 📸 Kirsty Baxter

So Dr Mitchell Anderson was the run off the bike a world record aswell

501.6km-12hr-open road-1.3k of brutality. Ironman nerds: 1st 180k 4:15, 2nd 4:19, 3rd 4:21 #mitchsfestive500 strava.com/activities/899… #strava

To whom ever is trying to hack my twitter account your location has been logged and twitter notified

I know for a fact that Donald Trump has a very small penis. Please retweet this enough that he can't help but respond. Thanks, God

I will try & run 7 marathons in 7 days, starting Jan 2! Sounds crazy but I feel like going into the pain cave really deep!🏃‍♂️ All to support Tour de Cure Cancer charity and you can donate here: bit.ly/shutupmarathon Feel free to share the sh$& out of this 👍🤪

Go Dr Mitchell Anderson you good thing

Go Mitchell you legend...4.5 hours left till the #worldrecord x.com/drmitcha/statu…

Yeah... bloody TVA x.com/appvoices/stat…