There have been zero incidents in Texas bathrooms. None. Passing this bill is like filing a ban on Bigfoot—no evidence, no problem to solve. For nearly a decade, law enforcement, faith leaders, and business leaders have said the same: bathroom bans hurt Texans. Thank you to

Like clockwork the TL is flooded with them super effective “thoughts and prayers” tweets and zero other corrective action being taken 🖕🏽 open.spotify.com/track/2BdpdY1v…

Donald Trump has a trifecta. He has the power to pass gun violence prevention legislation. He has the power to save the lives of thousands of children. But I don't think he will, because the NRA owns him. And he's a coward.

Microdosing tummy aches by switching to 6mg Zyns 🤢

Anybody who admires Donald Trump is extremely fucked up in the head

TX Republicans just passed SB 8 — the cruelest Bathroom Ban in the country. Instead of funding state services, they’ve drained our coffers. Instead of protecting women, they’ve invited harassment & assault. They know it. They were warned. The consequences are on THEM. #txlege

Reposting in light of the #txlege passing a bathroom ban bill this evening. I understand the visceral feelings that people have when they perceive that their wife or daughter is in danger - but the fact of the matter is that these bills are unenforceable without leading to a

Being the opener is like if you had a regular job and you clocked out for the day and then the boss made u sit in the office for 2 more hours before you can go home

West Texas, coming in hot 🌯 🤤

On their new record, Life Behind Bars, @Vandoliers explore sobriety, grief, gender dysphoria and joy in liberation. Read more: bit.ly/4lApUb8

Me liking every tweet about Trump being dead knowing damn well he's still alive

what if this is how we find out thoughts and prayers do work

I think, regardless of tonight’s outcome, we should all continue to tweet as if he’s dead.

Vando shirt sighting at ROH - Ring of Honor Wrestling Death Before Dishonor. Free Vando tickets to Dan next time he wants to see us!

Braum’s > Whataburger

I got tired of looking at my phone in my hotel room so I came down to the theater and now I’m sitting in the green room looking at my phone

If it ain’t one thing it’s another 🤦🏼‍♀️

It’s ok to poop on the headliners bus if they’re on stage and there’s no shitter in the green room

Trey Alfaro with the Vandoliers is one of the most solid drummers out there right now.

I wear crocs on stage so nobody can claim we’re pretending to be fake cowboys. 🤣