Oh dear @Hermesparcels Just got home from a weekend away to find a pretty cheesed off cat. In other news, that is not the shed!

Thanks LOOKFANTASTIC for my free next day delivery upgrade! #LFUpgrade

First night of our holiday in France and Paul O'Brien's bike was stolen last night. Might have an impact on our 'cycling' holiday!!

Thule lockable pro bike mounts at £80 each... perhaps you don't always get what you pay for!? Can anyone recommend anything better?

Anyone know exactly what this is?

@SchofeOnWine I can't see much work getting done in that office!

Gedion Zelalem is the first player to feature for Arsenal who was born after Arsene Wenger took charge of the Club

Don't seem to be able to buy our daughter a tart/quiche anymore without her turning it upside down to see if it is a 'good bake'! #MaryBerry

If anyone in Ipswich has found two black leather look folders full of alevel work hand in to Suffolk One with your details! Son will reward!

Oi, stop munching on our plants!

The problem with this wine... it just doesn't go with much!

Cosy evenings filled with log fires and mulled wine... #lovewinter

What to do with rolos, minstrels, milky way stars, chocolate squares and a flake... Put them on a cake of course!

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Today's car journey game... we take turns to choose songs with numbers in. So far... 123, One Vision, 1999, One more time, Working 9 to 5, B-52s... And then Paul O'Brien puts on Alicia Keys! Yes, I get that it's a "tune" but now debating whether rules were stretched here!? 🤨😡