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Me every day

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5ft: I have done half the required training, my head hurts and I don't want to do it anymore. You take these 3 courses. You're such a smart ass, take the quiz cold and lets see. Me:ok.. ... mumble.. client... spend.. blah blah.. yes, no, answer 3.. and this one and that one and

From her highness this morning

Also from her Royal Shortness

5ft went the dentist today… I told her to tell the dentist that her problems with her teeth are from her chewing out people. She was not amused by my suggestion.

5ft: <sends meme> Me: whoa… we work together remember? 5ft: cool your jets babe, I didn’t me you….

Order has been returned to the universe. 5ft and I spent nearly 5 hours on the phone “working” She did get a commission check today…. 5ft: well I got a check woo hoo… but this is still off stuff you did, shit now I got to work if I want more…

My afternoon musings

I’m dancing like this right now.. youtu.be/nm6DO_7px1I

Mmm yeah mmmm yeah youtu.be/phOW-CZJWT0

Currently listening to the Humpty Dance while engaging in a pitched meme battle with the Mini… Sent her a video of me dancing to it…. She spit her mint ice cream out onto the table and is mad at me for her almost choking on her blue bell

Keeping the theme youtu.be/PobrSpMwKk4

We are currently arguing who would hold the all class title.

Some have expressed serious concern that I have not launched a strong counterattack to 5ft vicious and unprovoked meme attacks. Rest easy my friends, like Ali and Fraser I was merely using the rope-a-dope. After consulting with our allies, we timed perfectly our attack to land

5ft:Glad you worked through the work issues, I like snarky Ripper whose full of it way more than stressed out short tempered Ripper. Me: thanks I think?

Isn’t that redundant?

Latest purchase both 5ft and I are getting one P365-LUXE

5ft got up at 3:30am to catch a flight, had to wear corporate wear all day, with clients then hosted a dinner. Just got back to her hotel to call me and fell asleep during the call. I am so going to raz her about it tomorrow.