Velcro Ripper (@velcroripper) 's Twitter Profile
Velcro Ripper

@velcroripper

Professional nobody, Team lead of them, 2nd in command of they, head of the Twitter Masses, sarcasm is my broadsword #2A. #goon #goldcorp

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calendar_today30-08-2009 20:21:47

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5ft: I have done half the required training, my head hurts and I don't want to do it anymore. You take these 3 courses. You're such a smart ass, take the quiz cold and lets see. Me:ok.. ... mumble.. client... spend.. blah blah.. yes, no, answer 3.. and this one and that one and

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5ft went the dentist today… I told her to tell the dentist that her problems with her teeth are from her chewing out people. She was not amused by my suggestion.

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Order has been returned to the universe. 5ft and I spent nearly 5 hours on the phone “working” She did get a commission check today…. 5ft: well I got a check woo hoo… but this is still off stuff you did, shit now I got to work if I want more…

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Currently listening to the Humpty Dance while engaging in a pitched meme battle with the Mini… Sent her a video of me dancing to it…. She spit her mint ice cream out onto the table and is mad at me for her almost choking on her blue bell

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Some have expressed serious concern that I have not launched a strong counterattack to 5ft vicious and unprovoked meme attacks. Rest easy my friends, like Ali and Fraser I was merely using the rope-a-dope. After consulting with our allies, we timed perfectly our attack to land

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5ft:Glad you worked through the work issues, I like snarky Ripper whose full of it way more than stressed out short tempered Ripper. Me: thanks I think?

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5ft got up at 3:30am to catch a flight, had to wear corporate wear all day, with clients then hosted a dinner. Just got back to her hotel to call me and fell asleep during the call. I am so going to raz her about it tomorrow.