1 Billion Percent x.com/Cam_B_2Chill/s…

I'm building to the climax of 'LIFE in 1472'- been diggin'in what used to be the crates

Except on his nights out at White City Dog Track in his blue velvet suit with flares and penny collar and bouffant hairdo-but what a player! x.com/wizardsofdrive…

cIARA / cHAMILLIONAIRE=gET uP

cHAMILLIONAIRE=ridin' dirrty W kRAYZIE bone x.com/vicgodard2/sta…

and we're all care free over this way ! x.com/westburtonlad/…

Fought I would've had MBE by now-feckin' ungrateful ceyunts-woss ee eva dun 'cept gettin' ' scrotum licked by some bird thinkin he's a pig!

Our tour starts next week folks, get your tickets and come have some fun with us. TICKETS : thenightingales.org.uk/live

Put your 🎸 in the air if you're a verified rock legend who's nattering with The account formerly known as RadMac on 6 Music from 1pm today. 📻 bbc.co.uk/6music

Just downloaded some poxy 'app' that said-'need access to your hotmail inbox?'-it did nothing but send me here through a circuitous route.

He also had a hotmail inbox (with 1114 to answer) until yesterday now I get sent to the gnu hotmail only x.com/theartyassassi…

I DO STILL EXIST THOUGH-Vic Godard

If I try to become vic godard the robots think I'm a fan of myself ! BLOODY CHEEK-I GOT BETTER TASTE THAN THAT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Does Twitter have a class system? How do we know which is the 'proper twitter account? Is this the slummy bit ? x.com/vicgodard2/sta…

At least the TURN OFF ALL ADS button worked all right !

He's nicked me jacket ! x.com/UKMoments/stat…

And me glasses !

I hope I haven't just pressed a wrong button and killed myself ! Will have a quick check in a mo

me too x.com/ScotsPostPunk/…

ha ha x.com/marcrileydj/st…