NO WAY!!! They found 'Cool Whip' in the latest Egyptian burials grounds?!?! I knew Cool Whip kept forever!!! #coolwhip #egypt #titties

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Manolo you're like a rose on a stormy day

I'm looking for a 30-50 year old sinister sounding Russian man to read my emails aloud to me. DM me if intrested. #inboxhell

After spending HOURS on GMAIL, I sometimes forget that I'm not a paid Google Employee... WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?! AHHHH!!!!! #google

Does this email address come with a 401k?? #chainedtotechnology #gmail #email #killme #bagofvaginas

I am wearing mad black for Colbert, but WTF AM I GOING TO DO AFTER THE DAILY SHOW?!? NOOOOO! THE ANSWER: #GethardAfterDailyShow <3 #TCGS <3

Virtually High 5ed Whole Foods Market! DREAMS ACCOMPLISHED! Off to a night of cold pressed dreams! xoxo (virtual though duh)

It's almost May, but winter is coming. #GoT #GameOfThrones #amazetits

So I am OFFICIALLY a producer!! See what "Poor You" is all about! PS the teaser will make you laugh! xx Indiegogo💡 igg.me/p/760403/twtr/…

The Oprah Latte is now at #Starbucks!!! Finally I will know what success tastes like!

POOR YOU (my pilot) is only $51 away from $13k! Get us there and you'll be a legend! Why: bit.ly/1i1zD6O Indiegogo💡 @indiegogofilm

Poor You welcomes award winning DP Sean Richardson! @greenpotatopix @indiegogofilm #filmmaking bit.ly/1kLY0nF

Makin' art #brooklyn #bushwick #saturday instagram.com/p/pPoCCGO4PC/

I thought I was giving this ghost an OPHJ but then I reached right through his pants!! Not sure what this all means!! #help #itscomplicated

Nice boob shot DCM20 Lines #keepinitclassy #DCM16

Arrests of largest group happening now. West Side Highway and 57th. MORE LEGAL OBSERVERS NEEDED. #EricGarner

#EricGarner's Last Words... "

#US | LIVE: Protests for #EricGarner No Indictment Decision: revolution-news.com/live-protest-e… via Revolution News #ICantBreathe #NYC pic.x.com/t8KusKCNqD

Cameron Nordholm Animated version: normal vs. tonight #nycprotest #ICantBreathe pic.x.com/K5HqrSmsrm