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Chicago police work the crime scene where 4 people were killed and 14 people were wounded in a drive by shooting at Artis Restaurant and Lounge at 311 W. Chicago Ave. in the River North neighborhood during an album release party for rapper Mello Buckzz in Chicago, Illinois, on

Chicago Thru Day 184 Jan 1 - July 2: 2025: 205 killed, 700 wounded 2024: 297 killed, 1208 wounded 2023: 330 killed, 1188 wounded 2022: 339 killed, 1317 wounded 2021: 378 killed, 1646 wounded 2020: 357 killed, 1454 wounded 2019: 260 killed, 1032 wounded

With 18 victims, this week’s shooting outside a River North “lounge” may be the worst in Chicago history. cwbchicago.com/2025/07/with-1…

People throwing up gang signs outside Artis Lounge, 311 West Chicago Avenue, moments before 18 people were shot by drive-by gunmen Thursday.

Nixon's influence is waning in NYC.

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Chicago Thru Day 191 Jan 1 - July 9: 2025: 220 killed, 763 wounded 2024: 326 killed, 1314 wounded 2023: 345 killed, 1254 wounded 2022: 355 killed, 1403 wounded 2021: 408 killed, 1765 wounded 2020: 389 killed, 1558 wounded 2019: 269 killed, 1112 wounded

Brandon's Bodies update:

Weekend shootings left 28 people shot, including five women and 24 men, aged 17 to 53. It’s the second-best performance for the same weekend since at least 2015. cwbchicago.com/2025/07/4-kill…

Weekend violence total: 7 murders, 27 non-fatal shooting victims across Chicago. It’s the second-best performance for the same weekend since at least 2015, per HeyJackass.com. cwbchicago.com/2025/07/weeken…

Brandon's Bodies update:

A man accused of trying to kill 2 Chicago cops got released on an ankle monitor (Thanks, SAFE-T Act!), only to cut it off and disappear. The U.S. Marshals found him in a crawlspace last week and had to use tear gas, flash-bangs, and a dog to get him out. cwbchicago.com/2025/07/man-ac…

Two people were killed and 25 more survived shootings over the weekend — the lightest toll for the same weekend since at least 2015, per HeyJackass.com. There was “only” one mass shooting. A gunman claimed 4 victims there, all between 13 and 16 years old. cwbchicago.com/2025/07/chicag…

Chicago Thru Day 212 Jan 1 - July 30: 2025: 246 killed, 898 wounded 2024: 367 killed, 1467 wounded 2023: 387 killed, 1457 wounded 2022: 399 killed, 1653 wounded 2021: 473 killed, 2087 wounded 2020: 458 killed, 1915 wounded 2019: 301 killed, 1305 wounded

Brandon's Bodies update:

25 people were shot across Chicago this weekend, 2 fatally. That’s the best opening weekend for August since at least 2015, per HeyJackass.com. Also notable: No children shot. No mass shootings. cwbchicago.com/2025/08/chicag…

Brandon's Bodies update:

Chicago-centric assembly instructions: ✅ wrench ✅ screwdriver ❌ Uzi

Sunday was Chicago’s second-most violent day of 2025, with 23 people shot. Only July 2 was worse, with 24, per HeyJackass.com cwbchicago.com/2025/08/chicag…