i know being depressed doesn't make you a good comedian otherwise id be a very good comedian

I wish it was more appropriate to ask coworkers & acquaintances if I am being annoying today.

ok ngl i like it

This Pete Davidson - Eli Manning interaction is one of the funniest things I’ve seen in a while 💀💀

female friendship is just going back-and-forth and texting "how r u"

bills bengals game should not continue. this is so wild.

Here's the scary side of the Damar Hamlin story nobody but Garrett Bush wants to talk about.

recently took in a stray dog and had to explain to my boss im late on a deadline bc i have giardia today is good

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i have 'side character syndrome' where i act like an even greater caricature of myself for comedic effect but then one dimensionalize myself as a result

“sometimes i like to eat taco bell”

they keep cutting to footage of the other kelce && it's really killing the vibe

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DONT TALK TO THE BING. DO NOT DO THE GPT/COMPUTER GENERATOR THING. DONT GIVE THE DOGS BUTTONS TO SPEAK.

Idk how to word this but; is wood a beaver's money or enemy

not enough people are talking about neon on netflix