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Introducing our latest online course: “The 7 Myths about Israel and The Middle East” We are thrilled to announce that Dr. Olga Kirschbaum-Shirazki, renowned historian and co-founder of the Tel Aviv Review of Books, (1/7)

Some may call it the crank-reas pancreas 😷 feel better sending prayers to you ❤️‍🩹

Babe, it’s almost Rosh Hashanah. If I bring the apples, will you bring the Hunnies?

I can without a doubt say: whoever you voted for, I’m so sorry what a terrible decision

Dear cendrowsky I would do ANYTHING for you to stop the laugh track on Mandy & Georgie’s 1st marriage. I was so excited but I can’t even get through the first episode 🥺

Me when a cute new person at the Jewish event says they’ve got a good job & love their mom

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Being Jewish is cool because we celebrate every little thing in life. Like, apparently this week is the New Years for TREES?! 🌳🌴🌲#TuBishvat

Former Prime Minister of Qatar HBJ brought Hamas to Doha & funded them to the tune of $30 million a month in Gaza. He is is personally responsible for the carnage of Oct. 7th... and he lives in a fancy mansion in Bel Air, 11201 Chalon Road! What is this ghastly beast doing in LA?

Don’t forget that a recent DHS alum was taken hostage on October 7th by Hamas into Gaza.

May is Jewish American Heritage Month! Join us as we recognize and honor the contributions of Jewish Americans to our communities and our world. #JewishAmericanHeritageMonth 💛💚

Swifties would be SO good at studying Torah/Gamara. If they can find the meaning in every 13 imagine what they could do with הי

Hot take: Religious Jews love sushi more than Japanese people love sushi 🤣

It’s so hard maintaining town Yenta status from 8,000 miles away. 🇺🇸➡️🇮🇱

The Torah is the original Desperate Housewives.

Your hero is Superman? How cute. My rebbitzen is hosting 8 meals in 8 days. Now that’s a real Jewish superhero.

Me when my ex is on my mind: what’s wrong with me? I need to get over him. Me when no one’s on my mind: what’s wrong with me? I need a new man. Me when a new man is on my mind: what’s wrong with me? I don’t even know this dude. My brain is never satisfied with dating 😭😭😭😭

Someone: how’s your trip to Israel going? Me: it’s the bomb. 💣💥

YOTIIO You’re only trapped in Israel once Like yolo but to soak up the environment of Jerusalem and learning and Judaism

Why is there no mango La Croix?!