Someone take all the instruments away from Andre 3000 and lock them away. #MetGala

7 Piano Sketches is the new mumble rap of instrumentation. #MetGala

Al Sharpton is about to conduct a symphony at Carnegie Hall or a magic trick. #MetGala

Someone needs to put Baby Face in the dryer for 30 extra mins. #MetGala

Colman Domingo’s outfit is amazing. #MetGala

Remember Paul Pierce was poked up 13 times for a woman he wanted to marry.

Does Bobby Shmurda have a city wide tour worth of songs. I mean, he sold enough tix for a comedy show.

That’s why dudes get shot all the time. Cause NYPD fails to meet the athletic requirements. #comedy #jokes

Huge defensive play by Bridges!! #Knicks

Angie Stone wrote the biggest hip hop record that made Da Band walk to Brooklyn for Cheese Cake!…

“Back to Back, Let’s Roll!!” - AJ Brown, Devonte Smith & Dallas Goedert.

A lot of fraudulent #Knicks fans. Where were y’all when Jeff Van Gundy was holding on Alonzo Mourning’s leg for dear life?

Where were y’all when Chris Childs hit Kobe Bryant with a two piece knuckle sandwich. #Knicks

People who wear Nike sneakers with Puma socks and Adidas shorts are a menace to society.

People don’t talk about their feeling when they get older. I was watching purple rain… I never thought a light skin brother in boots could make me cry when he performed purple rain. Happy Born Day Prince!!!!

Remember when people said if you combined Listerine and Vitamin D it will cure Covid… You were still sick, but had fresh breath and great bone structure. #RandomThoughts

The #Eagles secondary squad out played and out scored the #Bengals starting lineup… #preseasonNFL

Grown men eating frozen bananas on a stick dipped in chocolate is a nasty effort to keep cool.

The culprit who threw the lime green penis had a higher field goal percentage than most WNBA players.

If you stack Tiny and Lil Kim together, you’ll have a taller Leprechaun. 🍀