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America's Most Durable Baby #failedtvshowpitches

A hole is a hole. I just try to live.

New product: Chuggables! alcohol for babies! #chuggables

#chuggables Drink like a baby, sleep like a baby!

#chuggables Baby's first step.

FYI "harder" is not the best safe word.

You can't say happiness without Ha! Penis!

I'm an old fashioned kinda guy in that I drink a lot of old fashioneds.

Crowd at bus stop less enthusiastic about impromptu abortion debate than hoped...

Going to plan B: dramatic reenactments of comics from today's paper!

5 minutes into my rendition of "The Family Circus" crowd seems much more receptive to initial debate idea.

If it isn't penetration it isn't worth a kiss.

are you pussy faced and belly achin' or cock nosed and full'a fight?

I don't kiss & tell, but I have been known to grope & gab.

Hence forth the week between christmas and new year's shall be known as the taint of the holidays

fun fact! Santa Clause is not wearing a red suit, he is actually buck naked and doing a full body blush.

I want too put my dance inside you. #worstpickuplines

Dusty Relics #oldpornstars

Sandy Wrinkles #oldpornstars

Bingo Hall Bang Bonanza #seniorporntitles