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Correct. Just say “ I sat on it.” Everyone will know you’re lying and no one will say a word. …Unless it’s your third time in the ER with the same problem. Then we gotta have a conversation. Mandy

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Edric the Guild Navigator is a possibility, but my bet is on Scytale, the Tleilaxu #Dune #DuneMessiah variety.com/2025/film/news…

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A comment from painter Francis Millet regarding first class passengers on the Titanic. Apparently some stuff never changes: #RMS_Titanic

This is what happens when there are tariffs on popcorn makers Winston Sterzel youtu.be/CZl7w2g3XWY?si…

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anyone remember the good ol' @flatusflute?

Sadly, it's unsurprising that talking mega doses of an immune suppressant would increase infections and cause unanticipated adverse effects. This is why using mouse data isn't always successful. Hope Bryan is ok, tho nypost.com/2025/01/09/hea…

Those who know, know.

Is there any enjoyable part of life these insufferable kill joys won’t attack?

Unlike you cynics out there, I’m on team vicar cc Doctor Steve

Bigfoot + Van Gogh = Southern Class

It's a serious condition! Doctor Steve

Hey Chick-fil-A, Inc. ... If you have two sizes of fruit cup, and one is larger than the other, THAT is your large fruit cup. Calling the large one "medium" is just silly when you only have two sizes. Sorry everything is cheesing me off today. 🙂 #FirstWorldProblem #OkBoomer

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Happy Easter to those who celebrate. Even if you don't, this should bring you joy: youtu.be/ZvN9lYn2eDI?si…