Her: Honey, do you think I’m a good cook? Me: Is CHEP a Brambles company?

First look at Tom Hanks in the Michael Jackson biopic

tweeting now is like being a pirate who is trying to joke with the other pirates but ur shoulder parrot keeps yelling “pussy in bio!”

Singles Motel NY is back next Friday, will easily be the greatest night of your life 🎟️: brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/…

TONIGHT! the return of one of my favorite shows Brooklyn Comedy Collective featuring Joe Pera brian fiddyment Karli Marulli Brad Evans caroline doyle Yoni Lotan & many more! Hosted by wes haney & me!

college fundraising emails a few months from now

Need more positivity like this in the world like fr!! 😭 🙏 ❤️

Saturday 6/15 unlock your mind and come to a show where I adapt some of my real dreams and nightmares into sketches Union Hall with Petey DeAbreu opening

Doing a Singles Motel NY this Friday Brooklyn Comedy Collective and wow ya can’t miss it bc we got Rajat Suresh Jeremy Bardia Salimi spike maya sharma… Tim Platt Eudora Peterson Tommy McNamara & more, hosted by nick naney Clare O’Kane & me 😮 🎟️: brooklyncc.com/show-schedule/…

Tonight! Just added tonyzaret & Matt Barats

trump: *waking up* wheres joe biden? surgeon: who do you think gave you the ear 💕

Hi I’m Alan Romulus

Hello, I co-wrote and act in this movie that’s in theaters October 25th 🍿

sometimes you just need a very stupid 90 minute movie that has more jokes than you can count…. Let’s Start a Cult is that movie. there’s a gag in the last scene that nearly made me choke.

i can't believe they let us make a movie. LET'S START A CULT is in theaters Oct. 25th‼️ get your tix at stavvy.biz/movie 🤩 my co-stars wes haney (who also co-wrote the movie) and Daniel Simonsen join the pod youtu.be/4ZR1DEma9Ng

So excited about my first role on the big screen (as an anchor/reporter, go figure! 😂)... please check out Let's Start a Cult starring @Stavvybaby2 in theaters today! Thank you Stav, @Westonhaney, Ben & @DarkSkyFilms! darkskyfilms.com/film/lets-star…

Tonight was an absolute delight. Stavros Halkias and wes haney’s “Let’s Start A Cult” is not only the funniest movie I’ve seen this year, it’s guaranteed to be a classic for years to come. Run, don’t walk, and see it this weekend!

Stavros Halkias on How Adam Sandler and Will Ferrell Inspired Lets Start a Cult collider.com/starvros-halki…