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every Tom Hanks movie has some title like ‘My Name is Henry Klunk’

“get a load of this guy” IM TRYING

so basically… im bunny…

give him some you assholes

life is so evil and cruel to bestow me with a horting tumy

i hate it so much when someone is like “oh you look like [insert person]!” and our only resemblance is that we’re vaguely ethnic

you should follow my alt… for reasons…

You've been diagnosed with BPD. Boston Police Department

uhhhhh good morning

idk

i’m the pelé of jerking off then getting really sad

What’s your birthstone a piece of poop

if i had developed consciousness by 2008 i would’ve Stopped the stock market crash.

I Love My Ten Foot Girlfriend

Oh No! I Accidentally Summoned a Demon with Seven Tits — And She’s Hot!

i love being a little nuisance and other such nonsense

accidentally stayed up all night playing minecraft again

Would you guys still like me if i bulked up a little. Is that ok