Is everyone here mad

Coffee is ready.

“You’re all obsessed with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. What about Maslow’s really wanting of a sandwich right now?” -Maslow

Sherlock Holmes and the Case of He’s Tired And Doesn’t Want to Deal With Someone Else’s Bullshit

I will now have breakfast.

Host: Hello, Los Angeles! On tonight’s show we have two legit celebrities, two “alt” stars, a raffle, half off drinks, and at the break one of our performers will get a tattoo live on their face! Free! Audience (4 people): We’re leaving at the half.

Web site: will you accept cookies ? Me: yes Web site: you piece of shit, you’ll do anything Me: just tell me where I can stream The Jerky Boys

Just did 100 push ups and wrote a novel.

I agree with everything i read and hear.

I can’t read

Just absolutely crushed another audition today. Hollywood is back.

Wrote another incredible opening act today. No notes. Hollywood is back.

Dominant

Everyone on here is v chill

I am fifteen feet tall.

The most fun

I am sixteen feet tall.

I am fourteen feet tall.

I am twenty five feet tall.

I am three inches tall.