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You could park so many Teslars there

It's justified and covered up child rape more than this white house

Stop talking about Epstein or I'll start a nuclear war!

One of my best friends had twins sons today. I can't contain me happiness for him and his wife. I got to speak at their wedding, and now there are two small versions of the both of them in the world. I am so happy right now.

This is me with my friend who just had twin sons with his wife.

The light of the world dimmed when we lost Robin Williams. youtube.com/watch?v=pOgbS9…

I'm irrationally happy right now. My dear friend, now banned from Twatter, is now father to twins and he'll make the best dad ever. I got to speak at his wedding and it was a true honor to do so. Now he's a dad and I couldn't be happier. Best of luck Littles. Love all four of you

Nazis marching on the State House lawn in New Hampshire. So glad I never have to back to that overpriced shit hole. nhpr.org/nh-news/2025-0…

Just finished 28 Years Later and...holy shit. That was great.

If it "saves money," it doesn't matter how many people get injured, sick or killed. That's America today.

What kind of cracked out bullshit is this?

Marc Maron 🤣💀

5 days until I turn 42. I'll have to seek out a decent tattoo shop around here and save some VO pay for the long awaited DON'T PANIC tattoo. Getting older and older, faster and faster, always seeming to be waiting for life to begin. How strange.

More joys of bus life. It seems the ever annoying flies of July have now been replaced by the spiky wasps of August. Perhaps September will bring murder hornets.

Note. They're worried it will negatively influence their election prospects. Not that it's cruel, barbaric, inhumane and something right out of the Nazi playbook. It's that they're worried it'll hurt them at the polls.

You were indicted for bribery, caught violating campaign finance laws, and had fake names on petitions. Maybe sit this one out.

Jeanine Pirro named as U.S Attorney the District of Columbia, Washington, D.C.

By "pure blood" he means sausage gravy.