One of these days we are going to have an Official Porkamaniac meet up at Dan's Bar & Grill All Porkamaniacs of the world must make a pilgrimage tp this holy site!!!

My favorite turkey bacon is at the bottom of a burning barrel on fire

Want to know a true gift from God? An unexpected porta potty shows up as your driving down the road! I'm forever grateful!!!

If you know this song, you know this man’s story

I’ll pass!

Turkey bacon ain’t it

My wife is having a bad day at work so I’m trying to cheer her up

All of my favorite people are human

Todays horoscope for the Leo Porkamaniac: Mars alignment with Earth makes you despise turkey bacon even more this morning. Avoid all Virgos offering cheeseburgers!! Tonight the moon will bring you romantic opportunities, have a beer with an Aquarius!

This evenings beer of choice will be Singlespeed Brewing Hold my pretzel fest beer

Stocking Mill Coffee Turkey bacon is the culinary equivalent of a war crime.

Stocking Mill Coffee Turkey bacon = thin sliced turkey spam Almond juice = nut juice Mushroom coffee = hot fungus tea

When you find turkey bacon on your hotel continental breakfast

I’ve spent the last 3 days exploring the meat markets and breweries of Iowa and Nebraska I do it all for you my fellow Porkamaniacs. Pictures will be spread out over the next few days

This has to stop

If lucky, a man only has about 4200 Sundays to enjoy bacon. How are you enjoying it this morning?

I travel the country for bacon so you don’t have to! Pepper bacon from Blair Meats, Blair Nebraska