This life changing conversation dahling … yall better tap in

Wondering why “curbside composting” is suddenly a thing? I put the Greta Thunberg wig on and wrote about NYC’s latest eco-policy: thefp.com/p/smells-like-…

If you support destroying a beloved city park to squeeze 100 more people into one of the most densely populated areas of NYC you actually need to have your head examined

New doorman keeps forgetting my name

"Ayn Rand's writing is unrealistic, people don't talk that way."

I don’t have a problem with Ocean Vuong himself— but rather with the culture that created him: one where there are no heroes, only victims, and where inspiration begins and ends with ‘the self’

Very eager to learn martial arts of some kind save for my fear that it would trigger a latent compulsion to become guy who shadowboxes during unrelated gym activities

We’ve met before. At your house, don’t you remember?

On Zohran Kwame Mamdani from the perspective of someone who helped Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez win, and now sees the light.

This truth tea

America is turning 250. And The Free Press is throwing a yearlong celebration of the greatest country on Earth. For the next 12 months, we’re going to toast our freedoms in our pages, podcasts, and in cities and towns across this country. thefp.com/america250

Love how every few weeks we get to see a viral tweet that’s like “you guys feel UNSAFE on the subway?? When i see a schizo homeless guy on the train i simply offer a mutual aid handjob to mollify him like a REAL New Yorker”

this being amazing advice we say thank you Scientology

Here it is, our mass psychosis in a nutshell: hordes of unthinking young people so desperate to be on the right side of history in some masturbatory imagined future that everything else—including actual history—is irrelevant

This happened to me in the mother stall at basement

I think a lot of you would be much happier if you just forgave your parents instead of vaguely whining about the indignities of your childhood for sympathy points

Me to like half a dozen gay guys on here

I love New York. Where else can you run into people you know

That Bible and that gym gone change you.

One of his (former) editors told me: "I’ve published too many white guys. I do ignore submissions because, if you know what it’s like in the publishing world, I receive tons of submissions, and they’re usually white guys, and it’s just not interesting." thefp.com/p/white-man-wh…