You have no clue how much you are missing in other people's deranged mental lives sometimes "Synecdoche, New York" as "dogwhistle" for "banned litbro manipulator"

Happy Chinese Valentine’s Day everyone

Being John Malkovich is so good. Now here’s a guy who’s #BaldAndBeautiful

I met Donald Trump. She’s Black.

I read this, understood it, and began actively applying it to my life in ways observable to my peers.

Adthem and Theyve

Cool hand, mind if I shake it? Nice to meet you

Mr Obama, tear off that tan suit

Distinctions tend to disappear

>“How many genders are there?” >“At least three” >“What are they?” >“Don’t play games with me, kid.” And the student was enlightened.

A student, seeing his Brandon hard at work, said, “You are a wise Brandon free from the dust of evil thoughts, so why this busy sweeping?” The Brandon replied, “The dust comes from outside!” — Amerikoan, Late Imperium

A student, concerned about inflation, asked his Brandon, “If food delivery grows too expensive, what has our Nation to eat?” The Brandon answered, “Have you no mouth to eat?” — Amerikoan, Late Imperium

One day, a student fell down in the snow, and called out, “Help me up! Help me up!” A Brandon came and lay down beside him. The student got up and went away. — Amerikoan, Late Imperium

Dallas Cowbtheys — We Dthem Theyz

Waymo sighting in Dallas. The sun rises

New Bieber got me holding my crotch under an ancient oak

First Waymo ride in SF was so good I was in the backseat buying Google stock