It’s not a rug if I believed in it.

I told them if I didn’t get alpha by 11:30PM, I was jumping. It’s 11:29

Passive income is cool but have you ever flipped a meme coin and felt God?

Not to toot my own horn but… another 100x this week off pure TA At this point, “elite trader” might be an understatement

Peace is the new sexy.

High standards isn’t a red flag Being broke is.

GM ☀️to everyone making gains while the haters refresh your page hoping you failed

Stop asking if I’m okay. I’m trading meme coins at 4AM and surviving on Celsius. Clearly, I’m thriving

Being the main character is exhausting

Bull market rule #1: Don’t fall in love with the coin Fall in love with the exit button

I just told a man I was emotionally unavailable so I could finish my oysters 🦪 in peace

I want a meme coin with low MC, strong narrative, and a deranged cult following

You can’t play me if I was the one who gave you the controller

Me: Main character energy Gigi: This isn’t your music video, babe

Hey Grok who’s refreshing my page more than their portfolio?

Seeing people happy is the best