Soberheads be like “im not addicted to being sober ” yet has to be sober just to feel normal

20th seed

i thought this nigga girlfriend died or something he's talking about fucking geometry dash

behold, a Zyn garden

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How mf's in 2017 described the Stalemate Redux UFO:

won doubles w michael :) :murmonkefan: mad brain fog as i played most of my singles sets for melee but was fun still. think having michael next to me and getting his energy was good for me, actually able to keep my mind in place i love doublesssss

GGS beginner beatdown u were a real one. Really proud of how far my mentals come especially in that grands. I still don’t like online tournies tho

Sheik makes me sick. The rumble left on my hand. The grating sound of each chaingrab. The hurtbox of Z-Axis!! It all throws my senses into disarray. How can you do these things, yet feel and think nothing at all?! Answer me! - aMSa 2025

Daigo always looks like he got teleported into the venue against his will by the spirit of fighting games and doesn’t know where he is but knows he must fight

Geometry dash is just hardslop clickslop

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You can drive 14 hours without leaving Germany

Better player, certified choker

Congrats to Toonara the winner of the first edition of the Coburg crack den championships 1st - Toonara 2nd - Jack / Liki !! 4th - Pierce / pope 7th -Michael /Yoshling /Kai-Yi Comerford /Charles 🦑 challonge.com/bpopcj76

Love that Twitter gravitates towards hate for a singular weird clip in an otherwise amazing tournament run.

Trying to condition a Falco player