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Just heard someone turn down after-work plans because they have an avocado at home that’s about to go bad

Any recommendations for beach hotels/resorts in Croatia? Thanks!

I don’t know Naomi personally but I have been following her sister SJ Strum_BabyNames for years. I know times are tough - if you can’t donate, pls RT. I lost my Dad to cancer - and seeing others go through this is 💔 gofundme.com/f/help-naomi-s…

What’s the opposite of impostor syndrome? You know, the sincere belief that one is actually brilliant and talented in spite of all evidence to the contrary?

EMERGENCY: Thousands have died and many more are injured and trapped under rubble. Every minute counts, please donate at this critical time, if you can. #DEC #BritishRedCross

I suggest everyone check your “emergency contact” on everything. My friend got a nasty surprise recently when she woke up in a hospital bed after a small car accident and her ex ex ex boyfriend (who gave her an STD) was standing over her holding flowers and a card. 🤡

My mate who had to spend two grand to be locked in a shit hotel room in Heathrow for ten days so he could get home to see his terminally ill father before he died did not find this anywhere near as hilarious as Case and Hancock did.

Flight Sergeant Brown was my aunties’ next door neighbour. Please help spread the word so that he can get the send off he deserves ❤️

I’m supposed to be going to Paris tomorrow. Is it a good idea?

Or we could just stop using Twitter.

I do not subscribe to Twitter Blue.

Seriously, who’s in charge of BBC News (UK) push notifications?

A mug, ladies and gentlemen, a mug.

Things I don’t care about: 1. Philip Schofield 2. Holly W. 3. This Morning and 4. The BBC sending me push notifications about any or all of the above.

Anyone recommend any lovely restaurants in #Dubrovnik please?

Pet peeve: People who “reserve” sun beds on holiday (aka leave their towels on them and then go off for breakfast or whatever).

Brad Pitt is the same age as Boris Johnson.

I’m so sad for everyone who’s not experiencing this rn