I. Don’t. Care. If. You’re. Christian. x.com/ImIncorrigible…

Can’t mandate masks but you can mandate pregnancy. What a country.

So actually @delta I don’t “respect the choice about masking” made by my neighbor on DL466 on Sunday, because his maskless coughing and spluttering over 6 hours has had a predictable result. He chose for me and I don’t appreciate that he was able to.

I’m just a girl…asking for shampoo and conditioner pairs to have more conditioner because VOLUME 🫠

my new manager wants to talk about my goals how do i tell her that I no longer have ambitions, only vibes

So, how did you end up in web3?

My team is hiring a contract senior product designer! Anyone interested in working in mental healthcare with a fun & diverse design team? You'd be working closely w my wonderful/badass design manager, Stephanie Chen Gulla. Send me a DM if you're interested :)

Uber driver friend sent me this. Last night in San Francisco. Uber took 80% of the fare.

brb suffering from a mental breakdown ✨

Ever use the wrong spelling of a word in a presentation and have it enshrined in a recording forever? Yeah no, me too.

hey (with the intention of having soup with you)

Hey Twitter employees getting laid off tomorrow! IMPORTANT INFO from a CA employment attorney (me): CA's "WARN" law requires Twitter to give you 60 days notice of a massive layoff. A layoff of 50+ employees within a 30 day period qualifies. I know you didn't get that notice.

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This one is a novelist okaaaaay!?!

Unwinding on the ferry after the IRL excitement that was #Config2023 😮‍💨

#Config2024

ARMYYYY Selling 2 tickets to #jhope tickets to the 4/1 Oakland show! DM if interested, looking to get these to ARMY! #HOPE_ON_THE_STAGE_TOUR #HOPE_ON_THE_STAGE_TOUR_US