but they were, all of them, deceived, for another Ring was made. but it was an official act so there was not much they could do about it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

‘Parks & Recreation’ star Joe Biden has announced he will no longer be running for President.

I can’t believe the GOP is running an old guy for president. Yikes.

what a time to be alive* *said without whimsy

This is possibly the greatest fictional book in television history.

happy boston slide cop day. i got to the bottom of why it's been so impossible to ID him on sixteenth minute a few months ago and am continuing to work on the story, listen here <3 iheart.com/podcast/1119-s…

I really believe Goat Biles can catch a lob and finish. #bounce

"I want to go dancing." Phantom Thread, 2017; watercolor, gouache, my entire being.

This is everything Mary Shelley envisioned but didn’t have the words for

Donald Trump's 'Eating The Dogs' transcribed for trombone.

BREAKING: Some Bullshit Happening Somewhere

look how they massacred my koi

Be safe out there 😎🗡️

I hate that I can’t just enjoy how perfect this is, like this divine intervention stupid, the infinite monkey theorem could never get here

Inbox: Lessie Benningfield Randle, one of the last known living survivors of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, cast her ballot for Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential race. She turns 110 on Nov. 10.

Fix your hearts or die.

Seeing my name on a movie poster on April Fool’s Day seems right, but this was technically posted yesterday, so !!!

September 19, please go see a movie I helped write