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oil? changed. pants? pooped.

wow, another beautiful day to get another Elden Ring tattoo

doing this on the mountain next season

Why ask Grok when you can ask Zejibo?

Ok so dark souls is really just about someone in search of some lotion???

it’s monday, or zejimonday as some may call it…

So what are we gonna argue about on twitter today?

So excited to announce that I’ve signed with a new agent. For all further inquiries please consult the doctor:

save me hash rosin dab, you’re my only hope

once again: 2x garlic naan butter lamb channa masala

Doctor told me I have to stop doing the zejibo bit or else it will do irreversible damage to my overall psyche.

I can’t wait to play this one out lol the subs got my neighbor pissed last night 😭

Good zejimorning happy zejiwednesday Two weeks until Step is out so that means two weeks to figure out a dance so annoying it makes your eyes bleed. I am employing gen Z[ejibo] for this.

fuck you seismic world event! I wanted to play duos with TehMidge (Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise)

snare enjoyers everywhere rejoice

you want to join my discord soooooo bad discord.gg/7b6r4dSA

IBS gang how we doin? (tweeted from the toilet)

botting the comments on my most recent tune to all be “this shit is poop from a butt”