> be Elon > promise to trim $2 trillion lard off Uncle Sam’s waistline > downgrade goal to $1 trillion, then $150 billion, then “idk bro just vibe” > actual verified cuts: about enough to buy a used Camry > accidentally cancel $8 million contract, claim $8 BILLION savings

Interesting The top model on Hugging Face rn is Baidu Ernie 4.5 21B Thinking Has anyone played with it

Should shave his head

> be 25 year old Taiwanese STEM grad, top 10% of class > land “prestigious” job at world-famous ODM sweatshop > starting salary: 22K NTD/month, same as 2009 intern subsidy > boss proudly announces 0.5% raise, “beats inflation if you don’t eat” > shareholders pocket record

Will start a greentext series breaking down all the components used in DCs Goal is to make them fun and explain how they work

The fabric quality is better as well

Water is wet

Must hike??

> be Zuck in 2021 > “Facebook sounds evil, let’s rebrand to Meta” > announce the metaverse, everyone must live in legless VR > burn $45 Billion faster than a Tesla in a junkyard > Horizon Worlds graphics look like Wii Sports rejected beta > user gets digitally groped 60

I bet 10 bandz that Trump sent the 50%-100% tariff letter to create leverage in this negotiation

I used to insert sharp needles in the rubber heads of NERF darts

Never do this kids

> be J Pow, money printer’s final boss > term ends 2026, armor: “for cause only” > Orange Overlord storms Fed HQ in hard hat, screams “5 % rates are killing my vibe” > shows napkin math: renovate = $3.1 bn, claims I’m laundering drywall > shove blueprint back: “that building

Dubai Chocolate tastes great (Pistachios + Chocolate are good) Have u guys tried it??

Zephyr Teortaxes▶️ (DeepSeek 推特🐋铁粉 2023 – ∞) An interesting angle to think about is companies like Google that survived the dotcom crash were positioned to buy up a ton of dark fibre which benefitted them greatly later. If something similar were to happen with compute, there could be similar winners.