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Robert Mukondiwa

@zimrobbie

I might piss you off with my private opinions...Private Citizen, Author of The Judas Files, journalist, media anthropologist. Media strategist. Thinker!!!

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The FIFA Club World Cup was staged to that Erling Haaland could at least play more ‘international’ matches co his country sucks. I hope you’re at least happy mukoma @Erling Haaland 😂😂😂

The FIFA Club World Cup was staged to that Erling Haaland could at least play more ‘international’ matches co his country sucks. I hope you’re at least happy mukoma @<a href="/ErlingHaaland/">Erling Haaland</a> 😂😂😂
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Definitely something about Caliva’s breath because every time he tried to kiss her, Ziya ran off with her nose first then the lips followed the escape.

Definitely something about Caliva’s breath because every time he tried to kiss her, Ziya ran off with her nose first then the lips followed the escape.
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Someone said Fadzayi was an incompetent lawyer. So they went to seek a competent one to silence her. The irony in the result is astounding😂

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A few years ago we were asked to choose apples or oranges. We saw flaws in both fruit and chose to fast. We were attacked as ‘enablers’. Now the very same people are engaged in civil wars over their choices raising the very same reasons we gave for abstinence. Anyway hi Arsenal!

A few years ago we were asked to choose apples or oranges. We saw flaws in both fruit and chose to fast. We were attacked as ‘enablers’. Now the very same people are engaged in civil wars over their choices raising the very same reasons we gave for abstinence. Anyway hi Arsenal!
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Congratulations Zimbabwe 🇿🇼 Sables for making it to the Rugby World Cup Australia 2027. A dream 34 years in the making.🫡

Congratulations Zimbabwe  🇿🇼 Sables for making it to the Rugby World Cup Australia 2027. A dream 34 years in the making.🫡
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When someone says the word ‘shit’ four times on live television and you have to wrap up to save your job. My old life was crazy😂😂😂

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That time when you’ll go down in history as the woman who was smiling as others were battling to live and screaming their final screams. Hesi mhani Eneresi….

That time when you’ll go down in history as the woman who was smiling as others were battling to live and screaming their final screams. Hesi mhani Eneresi….
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Mr Money Laundering now trying to hide his corruption. Ukraine backlash grows after Zelensky strips anti-corruption bodies of independence - BBC News bbc.com/news/articles/…

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Imagine your funeral company taking pictures of your family home then using it as content to low key throw shade at you? I find this to be in very poor taste unless it had been staged using a make believe family home. I incredibly doubt it. Imagine shaming your own clients!

Imagine your funeral company taking pictures of your family home then using it as content to low key throw shade at you? I find this to be in very poor taste unless it had been staged using a make believe family home. I incredibly doubt it. Imagine shaming your own clients!
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With the way South Africans in the townships especially have gone several gears up in their anti Zim immigrant rhetoric: barring our citizens from even seeking healthcare I think this is the daftest decision that will endanger attendees if Dudula allow them to enter at all!

With the way South Africans in the townships especially have gone several gears up in their anti Zim immigrant rhetoric: barring our citizens from even seeking healthcare I think this is the daftest decision that will endanger attendees if Dudula allow them to enter at all!