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Sorry i don’t have time to comment on the Sabrina Carpenter album cover because I’m having all sorts of weird sex that would apparently freak a lot of you out really bad

foreshadowing ??

this is so me

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Officially live on Insomniac Radio with my pride guest mix! Make sure to tune in on the app!

spent the weekend around a bunch of ppl who love me unconditionally and decided i will not be prioritizing anyone who doesn’t meet that standard from now on 😌

matcha is the labubu of drinks

sorry i can’t talk i gotta make evil tortillas and watch evil scary movies with my wife

tattooing WOKE and HOMO across my knuckles

its too late ive already captured a mental image of you and now I’m rotating you. i’m horizontally rotating you in 3D space inside my head and there is nothing you can do about it

wife: “what do u wanna watch?” me (evil): “something gay and scary”

huge developments going down in the girly gc we are twerking on something big

my brothers dream

anyone wanna buy my sock too hit my line lmao

fire, gonna try to sew this myself

i've noticed all of the patterns. Now what

You should be investing in CDs

ZOF (evil) thanks for joining ZOF we are grateful that you continue to learn numerous skills from twerking to juggling we need more of that in life

me at work

just got hollered at by a dude riding passenger princess and he said “damn u have a nice ass!” no lies detected honestly