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Everyone's substack is like “My good friend Craig Magazine joined me at Retro Clam Bar, which was the perfect darkened boîte to discuss the tariffs (obviously). I ordered the wrought iron candlesticks (my boyfriend hates them), Chelsea boots, and a newspaper. Go after 9pm

Spyplane Tokyo Guide out now blackbirdspyplane.com/p/the-best-thi…

When I pass a restaurant full of ppl 65+ years old I keep moving. This generation did not have good restaurants — they didn’t even have good food A restaurant full of millennials in skinny jeans is gonna hit. The dream of homeownership died but they know about ramps and yuzu

The Kendrick Super Bowl flares are probably the worst most famous pants of the last decade. It’s sick he’s not wearing them on this tour

👀“Beating They Ass” drops tonight and will be available to stream everywhere!”

thelonious monk switch back tail

If [media figure] started a newsletter, it would be embarrassing and make no money. This is the kind of person who needs to submerge their lack of talent within the supposed greatness of an institution where more gifted people make less money than them. blackbirdspyplane.com/p/certified-sn…

Your boy Spyworkwear would have simply told this guy to skip this wack event, pay an 80% tax rate, and wear head-to-toe Comoli #TheSpyplaneDifference 🤷‍♀️

Thought long & hard about what Rachel & Chris are saying here... Are they right? Spouting hogwash? The result is a new Spyplane masterpiece of contemplation that will change the way you make sense of contemporary existence for the better blackbirdspyplane.com/p/certified-sn…

In the 24 hours this piece has been out I’ve heard from 4 New Yorker staff writers, 17 editors at the FT, New Yorker, New York and WaPo, & 146 freelancers for GQ, ESPN, NYT, The Ringer, i-D etc. They are begging me to launch “The Spyplane Media Network” blackbirdspyplane.com/p/certified-sn…

The first working title/design for The Joy of Basketball by COOKIES HOOPS 🍪🏀, a zillion years ago

She said Spyplane did you see Alex G cheffed up a great new single ? Told her “Yes ma I love listening to A.G. cook”

cafe zuni with my goonies chez panisse with my beasts pizzaiolo with my brolos snail with my males

Pusha T pronouncing WiFi the French way almost makes up for him doing a “Luigi” reference in May 2025 … and it’s about the Mario bros ??

It’s called “car doping” act like you’ve been here before

Me listening to the mandolin riff on Alex G “Afterlife”

it's called "the mfpen effect" and it's 🔥