Hello tweeters #failingalready

Damn SouthWest.Rasko I wish I was cool..what's with the peaches?

discovered twitter #newbrandofstalking #itsokifeveryonesdoingit

Realised I don't know half the people in my stream of tweets. Awkward. #autosync

Drove across the harbour bridge for the first time AND successfully negotiated exits... #proudmoment

amazing coucous. loving the new cookbook. #donnahay

That moment when you go to greet someone enthusiastically then realise you don't actually know them. #beingblind #awkwardmomentsdefinemylife

Just found a bunch of Cadbury favourites under my couch #rewardsofcleaning

I have a fantastically clean room #domesticgoddess

I've lived in newtown too long... #peopleknowme

Carrying two bottles of cider in a brown paper bag. Asked by homeless on the street 'can we have one of those?' Sigh #newtown