$14 for a Guinness seemed mental. Still craving one. Ordered. Guinness is off. I have a Hazy IPA instead.

Thinking "BoyCantDrinkGuinness" for a new handle.

"Excuse me Four Year Strong. Are you going to Katy Perry tonight?" #HopeSaysVegas #Wedding

Wind 0 The Nisbets 1

When talking about beer descriptions on US menus "Oh they don't care about the geography do they? They throw Kölsch into the wind" CAN I MARRY HER AGAIN PLZ?! #HopeSaysPortland

Places you need to queue: - The Post Office - Airport Security - Berghain Places you don’t need to queue: - Drury Street Bar and Kitchen People standing with their hands on the bar are next. People standing in a queue bathe with their da.

Ma dug "requires" a wee London Black head put on his water in the pub now. We've ruined him.

Probs gonna pop some nice bottles in 🄺🄾🄴🄻🅂🄲🄷🄸🄿 🅈🄰🅁🄳 later. Probs.

*smiles at the silence* "It won't be this bleak forever" **smiles more**

"Not enough punks vape" #HopeSays

- oooh this looks like it'll be a good one - hmmm maybe not its a bit meh - oh right that's pretty good actually - that was amazing Me watching each episode of Black Mirror

"No she does drink beer...... well Brewdog beer" #HopeSays2023

Honestly. No Penny & Me. No Mmmmbop. It's like they gave 0.5% percent......

Daft. Daft Daft Daft.😍

I dont tweet much. However Trophy Eyes The best band on the planet right now. That set was phenomenal.

Bring back the death penalty. Only for littering.

The last 10 songs from the ai DJ has proven the algorithm knows me better than I know myself. Bring on ai Deliveroo orders and Netflix saying "you're watching this or nothing" (Limp Bizkit / Hot Dog was the song that confirmed things)