A sneeze not followed by a 'bless you'? Big mistake...

The place I was brought up was so rough that during Olympics day in school two kids shot back at the bloke with the starter pistol.

I hate being shown the correct way to exit a plane in an emergency. If my plane is breaking up whilst plummeting through the air and I get sucked the window I think it's a bit unfair if I then get told off for not exiting the plane propley.

Breaking news Tesco are now sponsoring Jellyfish.

I got drunk and fell asleep in Dan-yr-ogof once! So In a way I know exactly how Jesus felt #helsrisen

I was in this show! Popped it here for those who missed it. x.com/bbcsesh/status…

I took my cat to get his balls chopped off yesterday! I was just sick of following him around with that pack of mini condoms.

True.

I absolutely adore this piece of art! It's a genuine Bansky and cost nearly 3 grand.

Does anybody else think Piers Morgan looks like Bagpuss?

Back live tonight at 7pm on Welsh Football Fans #WelshFootball #TogetherStronger #WalesAway #lovefootball #thebeautifulgame #Wales #Cymru #peldroed #clwbpeldroed #clwbcymru #peldroedcymru #loveWales #WalesWatch

This is fantastic news.

Nevermind the Cataplilla! I'm suing Aldi Stores UK because their middle isle is a complete rip off of my ADHD riddled mind. #FreeCuthbert

Just got my dog fitted out with solar panels after watching Good Morning Britain

I made Tipping Point better by adding a live football crowd. Ben Shephard

The strange thing is if a cannibal eats a vegan even though their eating a vegan their not actually eating vegan.

My great grandmother was so mystal that even when she had her kidney stones removed they were in the shape of Stonehenge.

Swansea super-fan, Chris, shares his story on how he found kindness in the football community ❤️ #BBCFootball