I spent the afternoon makin chili for 7. The gambit worked and we got leftovers for chili dogs tomorrow night! Pro tip: brown yer meat first.

Well that’s fuckin horrifyin…

In light a recent changes ta FDA’s approval a COVID boosters, if yer eligible for ANY of em, please get em. 3/5 a my kids ain’t, which puts Róise at increased risk. Me, Vi & Beto ain’t eligible for mRNA boosters. I’m afraid if there’s a surge we’ll hafta send her ta Vi’s parents’

My wife loves me so much, she bought me green wine.

#NewProfilePic Since apparently some folks still need triggerin…

Tell me ta go ta bed. Tuesday’s the first day a first grade for Leary. I get one last lunch with Maite & Maritza fore they fly back ta Cali—her senior year starts Wednesday. And this woman who thinks I might be her biological father did get swabbed today. It’s gon be a week.

Aww, home boy’s all offended some queer dude posted a picture ta prove we ain’t gross fatasses. I’m guessin he mad my dick’s bigger’n his.

"being enslaved is better than being killed"

Dude straight up tells people ta lie ta pharmacists ta get a NovaVax injection, but disclaimer! it ain’t medical advice. Sure. Ya know what it is tho? Insurance fraud.

This frog looks like he’s gonna grant you a wish🐸

I feel so seen, y’all. *sniff*

If anybody wants ta read me nerd out with Grok about my day job…

Mark yer calendars! It’s gonna be fuckin amazing. youtu.be/5L8intrDcM0

Ok y’all. I’m academically offended enough that I’m startin a Substack ta debunk some bullshit. So all those TedTalks y’all keep wantin me ta make? Drop em below & they’ll go in the queue.

It’s so floofy.

Wish me luck y’all. We get ta open the envelope tonight.

BABY I WANT ONE

Dude, it don’t even take overt racism ta cause problems for minority kids adopted by white people—the simple erasure a their cultural identity is enough. I’ve seen a biracial child’s Blackness stolen from her. And it fucked her up.

I really hope my kid gets ta do sumthin awesome like this. Not gon lie tho, if he takes ta the recorder, we’re teachin him pipes.

“I’ve been following you for 8 weeks now and I never once saw you order anything but a fucking Sea Breeze!”