lol, lmao even

I want to be the new IRS Commissioner. I will pack my bags and head to DC...

Okay #TaxTwitter, we're not going to get an IRS Commissioner we like unless we campaign for it. I nominate Mike Sylvester Mike Sylvester, CPA. #BoomerMikeforIRSCommissioner

Show us on the doll where the sole practitioner hurt you

This is how I picture Matthew J. Cordes, EA going to Costco

Pronouncing Longchamp "long CHAMP" is like nails on a chalkboard to me

Lesbian Christmas 💀

Who else is following the NFL draft for white girls, and what are our predictions? Becca- KD if GPA>3.9, GPhi otherwise Tenisha - Pi Phi Ainsley-AOii Emma-DZ Izzy-probably controversial opinion but I think Tri Delta. I do not think she will go Zeta, too predictable Who did I

They want to rent it out. HTH

The party that loves children and wrote legislation forcing children to be called only by their government name in school has done it again. Now cell phones are banned in school, and kids have to put them in those lock pouches. Before you come at me, cell phones were to be left

Trying to sell J's old violin on FB Marketplace and I have never had to work so hard for $40 in my life. I'm about to donate it to a music school and call it a day.

I am currently auditioning potential new friends because none of mine are following SEC rushtok and no one can go to the Duke's Mayo Bowl with me

No

Chase Passive Income

My sorority house had a doctor on staff just for all of the abortions

TIL Kylie and Jason Kelce met on Tinder. Lord, I see what you have done for others ...