Simon Cowell has never looked better

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#PoliticallyReligious Psalm Tarry

These #TOTP episodes with Mayo doing rhymes are more disturbing than the Jimmy Savile ones

There was nothing ambiguous in the post. It was clear what was intended and it was horrible but you've apologised so maybe you'll think more carefully next time

BREAKING: Lisa Faulkner and John Torode post a selfie on Mirror Celeb twitter

Suzanne Evans Dan Wootton

Time for calm reflection. Not a time for kneejerk reactions. That said, we need to sack Stokes, drop Root, abandon Bazball and go back to the drawing board #PAKvsENG

That was the Imaginary Dwarf Air Traffic Controllers

Lee, will you please desist from having a ham shank over pictures of Ann Widdecombe?

News that Rupert Lowe is an arsehole will come as a shock to nobody

#ThePope

A month ago, Gregg Wallace cremated his mother. Sadly, she died

Suella Braverman's husband tells her he's just bought a dozen Gregg's sausage rolls