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Imagine being a rockstar and having lame kids, you’d be like “what the hell? I worked so hard on being cool and these are my kids?? FUCK MY LIFE!!!!”

How it feels being sent to voicemail

So funny when the taxi driver gets a whiff of your breath and cracks a window

People who go on about wanting their steak rare sound like they’ve got worms

1️⃣ WEEK TO GO // FINAL 30 TICKETS “He has an eye for the mundanely absurd which is truly unique” – Rolling Stone With over 200 million views for his online sketches, Tom Lawrinson - Touring brings his new stand-up show to #Hull on Thursday 24th April. 🎟 bit.ly/TomLawrinsonHu…

Saw Tom Lawrinson - Touring in Bristol Hen&Chicken-Bristol yesterday - absolutely hilarious, my face and neck is actually aching from laughing so much.

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David Tennant in Goblet of Fire

Lights are on but no-one’s at home. World tour continues 🇮🇪🇬🇧🇪🇸

5 Sundays in a row 5 stand-up specials Premiering on our YT channel

“I’ve never felt this close to anyone before” - me to the person breathing down my fucking neck behind me at the Lidl checkout

Amazing gig at The Wardrobe Leeds. Brilliant to see Tom Lawrinson - Touring and his surreal act in the flesh. Topless boys, underground dream upbringing & Spaniard bully. Recommend it if you can catch him!

Dublin 3rd July

A brilliant evening at the Leadmill for Tom Lawrinson - Touring’s Buried Alive tour. Just pity the poor taxi drivers of Sheffield tonight… 🤣

One day the instructions on ready-meals are just gonna be “you know the drill, ya lazy fat fuck”.

Graveyard on the motorway in Leeds