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calendar_today05-08-2022 22:22:57

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Hojlund post match interview with #MUTV: Reporter: "Rasmus, that's the third goalbound shot you've blocked from your teammate in recent months. How do you explain it? Hojlund:" Well my motto is simple - If I can't score, nobody can score!"

Hojlund post match interview with #MUTV:

Reporter: "Rasmus, that's the third goalbound shot you've blocked from your teammate in recent months. How do you explain it?

Hojlund:" Well my motto is simple - If I can't score, nobody can score!"
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I doubt Rashford will start El Clasico unless there's injuries. If he signs I reckon Barcelona will play him off the bench mainly

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Arsenal paid £49m for a backup winger (Madueke) but won’t pay £54m for a starting 30-goal striker (Gyokeres)... Sources say Mikel Arteta has been spotted leaving Stamford Bridge with a suspiciously heavy Tesco bag and a wink. 🛍️💸 #backhanders

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I like the sharp suit Bryan Mbeumo's wore at Carrington today 🤩 Thoughts on Rio's clobber when he signed for #MUFC? More casual, but I thought he looked class at the time 😎

I like the sharp suit Bryan Mbeumo's wore at Carrington today 🤩

Thoughts on Rio's clobber when he signed for #MUFC? More casual, but I thought he looked class at the time 😎