Lawyer: Did you call her fat? Cardi: No, i was calling her a bitch

In all seriousness, Isak has some work to do if he wants to displace Heki lmaooo. He’s gonna be doing them LW shifts

See you soon 😘

Waaaay better deal than the Eze one btw…

Signing Guehi was never as vital as this extra attacker was. Our defensive “issues” (not really issues tbh) aren’t personal related so Guehi doesn’t fix that. Forward depth though was needed, especially if Wirtz is playing 10.

ST: Ekitike, Isak LW: Gakpo, Rio RW: Salah, Chiesa

🚨 Liverpool are ready to go all-in and bid again for Alexander Isak, as player’s stance has never changed. Isak only wants #LFC and if Newcastle decide to open doors after Woltemade (+1 more striker also expected to join), Liverpool are ready. 🎥 youtu.be/11-LOXrPbXE

ST: Ekitike/Isak LW: Gakpo/Rio AM: Wirtz/Szoboszai RW: Salah/Chiesa LCM: Mac Allister/Jones DM: Gravenberch/Bajcetic LB: Kerkez/Robertson LCB: van Dijk/Leoni RCB: Konate/Gomez RB: Frimpong/Bradley GK: Alisson/Mamardshvili 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

KEEEEITHHHHHHHH

We need to replace him with Lewis Steele ASAP

Having your 100m players be attackers and not fucking defensive midfielders >>>>>>

Voor PSV wordt de strijd met Liverpool ook een weerzien met Cody Gakpo uit Eindhoven. Nieuws is dat hij op het punt staat om een nieuw contract te ondertekenen bij de Britse topclub✍️. Dat kan weleens snel gaan 😇. Gakpo had na de transfer vanuit PSV tot 2028 getekend. #LFC

🚨 🚨 🚨 The #Cowboys are trading All-Pro Micah Parsons to the #Packers & they agreed to a 4-year, $188M deal done by David Mulugheta and Certifiedadvisor of Athletes First including $136M gtd, per me, Tom Pelissero & Jane Slater.   At $47M per year, Parsons is the highest-paid non-QB

Instantly makes the Packers Super Bowl contenders. If I'm a Dallas fan, I'm absolutely furious. Just the dumbest possible timeline.

jerry jones is one wrong step away from meeting satan and is building for the future

Jerry Jones Appreciation Tweet. 🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐🐐

His haters having to put up with 20 goals all comps

HE HAD STAGE 4 CANCER HOW DID JERRY SURVIVE

Gakpo contract is lovely stuff. Macca and Gravenberch probably up next too 🥲

On my life this might be the funniest tweet I’ve seen in a while. Literal tears streaming from my eyes