took all my teeth out so i can get punched in the mouth easier

Thanks y'all ...

My dick is an evergeol guardian

Ayo gimme one of those tandem unconscious events please

It’s footwork fall

Wearing my cum socks outside to do errands

Someone please do this at my sets thanks

Hopping in bed to warm up and preheat this bussy for you

The phrase said out loud whenever anyone is about to not do anything productive and remain in their chaotic state: "I gotta lock in, it's time to lock in"

I wonder what the fastest speed is for a Weiner tip during the shake/whip after a piss

Smoking so much when I'm getting head that they come up for air blowing smoke out idk

When I close my eyes at night I see different variations of the Loss comic flashing in rapid succession

I am open to knee rubbing while shitting" - Thoughts on competitive shitting with Fives

My one serious post for the month: I sincerely hope that if anyone has any issues or complaints with me or my actions that they just fucking tell me. Message/DM me. I will gladly hold that conversation seriously anytime and work to better myself. I want to be better.

Do you think some drug smugglers have an array of increasingly sized butt plugs to train their hole so they can fit larger cargos?

Fuck the cool superpowers I just wanna be able to blindly reach into a chex mix bag and pull out the perfect distribution every time

Just to clarify, this is my preferred method of communication, I completely understand if you don't have the spoons for that and would prefer to just disappear from my life. I respect whatever you do. That post came from my insecurities/issues and I hope I didn't offend

It would be nice not to see Elon's shitty takes anymore...

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