Ok this is like the 4th message I’ve gotten this month about someone catfishing me. I’m nearly 36 weeks pregnant and almost in a decade long relationship. How the actual fuck are yall fallingfor this shit seriously men are you ok in the head?????

Woooooo

I forgot the hospital that I had my daughter in was a teaching hospital. I did not think they’d use me to teach but they did. There were like 5 doctors in the room and one dude taking notes while my cooch was just wide out there

Coffee backwards is spelled eeffoc, which is funny because until I’ve had my coffee… I don’t give eeffoc

2cm dilated already wooo. Baby time in 2 weeks. Everyone keeps telling me I look great. Yes I fuckin do. I am the goat duh (ego boosting myself even tho I am scared as fuck to pop this mf out)

Have a wonderful day

I can’t remember the last time I let someone ruin my day and piss me the fuck off. I was 3 fuckin minutes late to my appointment just 3 fucking minutes bro. This bitch says “you almost missed your appointment again and we would’ve charged you” ok so fucking CHARGE ME. I am 36

If it wasn’t clear enough, I do not want special privileges for being 3 minutes late I want you to fucking charge me and move the fuck on just reschedule me. Nobody at 36 weeks pregnant wanna be dealing with this shit we are literally on our last leg

I’m crashing out today mb

My little artist

It takes Tyler 5-10 minutes to put our daughter to sleep. She does not hesitate to stay down once shes down. Meanwhile, it takes me nearly 2 hours sometimes to put her down. Almost like shes on crack. Shes not crying or fussing. She plays. Screams. Laughs. Opens blinds. Why…

Chat is this love

Funniest accounts to follow on here nowadays?

Just spent $1500 on a double stroller for the new baby n Saiyler and didn’t realize it charged my card instead of Tylers….god why

Can yall think of any popular companies that have actually had an amazing rebrand?

I’m 27 today guys…is this officially auntie status?

I have the prettiest daughter in the world seriously she is so beautiful

Proof my deck is goated?