God i love moments. I love moments so much

I meant this athletically …

Someone come over and take my makeup off 😭

Cause wtf do you mean you don’t think Mariah Carey can sing?

Found 4 completely whole sea shells at the beach 😍

I’d say something about this but I might get a cease and desist from an ex……again.

Catfish be like everything wasn’t a lie.. well except my name, what i do for a living, the pictures and uhm… everything but THESE FEELINGS are real.

Might sound crazy but I’d put a hanging plant right in front the window and let the vines grow all along the walls

Ew i don’t like her

People that be loud as fuck to call out your mispronunciation and shut get in my last fucking nerve

Just had a whole family watch me savage some fried chicken in my car

How do you expect me to cook when I don’t have all the gadgets

GOT SECOND PLACE IN TRIVIA OUT OF 17 groups! Ate!

When did everyone’s boobs get so big? Or are mine shrinking? What’s going on

I had some coffee and now I’m

Ok i made like 8 plans tonight 😵‍💫

Bitch you thought

I’m starting to dislike people, I’m allergic to cats and dogs, don’t really like reptiles, flowers are amazing but i have allergies so I guess the next step is moving to outer space. Gotta be a vibe up there, they keep going.

I’ve been peeing for 12 min.

Tofu